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Limited runs

Ten copies per design, all sizes together. Once they are gone, they are gone: no restock, no “back by popular demand”.

It is the 410 of clothing: deleted on purpose, for good. Google eventually forgets a 410 page. You will remember the one you did not buy.

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Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetNight of the living domains – T-shirts
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Night of the living domains

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yet410, a stake through the heart – T-shirts
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410, a stake through the heart

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe disposable Black Friday page – T-shirts
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The disposable Black Friday page

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yet301: I’m never going back – T-shirts
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301: I’m never going back

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe escaped heart – T-shirts
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The escaped heart

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetRedirects wired in series – T-shirts
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Redirects wired in series

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetChristmas tree shaking – T-shirts
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Christmas tree shaking

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetSanta has a list. So does Google – T-shirts
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Santa has a list. So does Google

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe nofollow reindeer – T-shirts
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The nofollow reindeer

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetI used to be top of the tree – T-shirts
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I used to be top of the tree

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe copy-pasted Christmas card – T-shirts
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The copy-pasted Christmas card

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetHreflang comes in pairs – T-shirts
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Hreflang comes in pairs

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe SERP snow globe – T-shirts
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The SERP snow globe

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetFind 2026, replace all – T-shirts
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Find 2026, replace all

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetAll your eggs in one basket – T-shirts
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All your eggs in one basket

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetShiny outside, hollow inside – T-shirts
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Shiny outside, hollow inside

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetLimited run of 10 impressions – T-shirts
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Limited run of 10 impressions

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetSold out, still a 200 – T-shirts
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Sold out, still a 200

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetLSI keywords, mythic rarity card – T-shirts
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LSI keywords, mythic rarity card

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetFinished loading: a web colophon – T-shirts
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Finished loading: a web colophon

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetTotal eclipse of page 1 – T-shirts
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Total eclipse of page 1

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetHit counter: 000010 – Adult apparel
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Hit counter: 000010

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Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetFossil: the meta keywords tag – Adult apparel
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Fossil: the meta keywords tag

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Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetUntitled, tag on blank page – Bags
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Untitled, tag on blank page

€19.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe SERP food chain – T-shirts
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The SERP food chain

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetWild-caught links, farmed links – T-shirts
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Wild-caught links, farmed links

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe Mother’s Day card, audited – T-shirts
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The Mother’s Day card, audited

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetNobody goes to page 2, except Mom – T-shirts
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Nobody goes to page 2, except Mom

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetSEO, as defined by Mom – T-shirts
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SEO, as defined by Mom

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetYou’ll be an SEO, my son – T-shirts
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You’ll be an SEO, my son

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetSandcastle built on AI content – T-shirts
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Sandcastle built on AI content

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetGreetings from production – T-shirts
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Greetings from production

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

Tell me about the next run

One e-mail, when a new run comes out. Not a newsletter: we do not do those, you already get enough e-mails about core updates.

The graveyard of sold-out runs

You missed it. Too bad. It will never come back. We leave them here so nobody forgets.

Nobody is buried here yet. The first runs have just come out: now is the time not to end up in this section.

Questions people ask us (before it is too late)

Ten, really?

Ten copies per design, all sizes together. The eleventh customer sees the “Sold out” stamp. It is not scarcity marketing: it is the rule, and the counter is public.

What if I want it afterwards?

No. Not even with a great pitch. Not even with a backlink. Sign up to the alert for the next one.

How is it printed?

Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

What do I get if I sign up?

One e-mail when a new run comes out. Nothing else: no newsletter, no “exclusive content”, no automated sequence chasing you three times.

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  1. You open the pot: it gets its own page, with the look and the target amount.
  2. Everyone chips in online (card or PayPal) and leaves a note. Everyone sees who gave what and what is missing.
  3. With each contribution, you get an email with the pot's code. Its value follows the total collected: use it to order the look.

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