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Christmas collection · 141 products

SEO Christmas

The only seasonal spike we enjoy.

The only traffic spike nobody will blame you for. Gifts for SEOs, with a translation for whoever gives them.

See the whole collection

Closed for now · opens on 1 November, until 25 December · Notify me

Look around all you like. Orders open on 1 November.

Each collection only opens during its season. The rest of the year it stays in the window, like a seasonal page kept at the same URL so it keeps its links.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, on 1 November. No newsletter.

10 running · 0 sold out

This season's limited runs

Ten copies each, all sizes together. Then they are gone forever, even next year.

All limited runs
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetRedirects wired in series – T-shirts
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Redirects wired in series

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetChristmas tree shaking – T-shirts
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Christmas tree shaking

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetSanta has a list. So does Google – T-shirts
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Santa has a list. So does Google

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe nofollow reindeer – T-shirts
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The nofollow reindeer

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetI used to be top of the tree – T-shirts
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I used to be top of the tree

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe copy-pasted Christmas card – T-shirts
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The copy-pasted Christmas card

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it

The must-sees

Ranked by us until your clicks take over. Like a SERP, but honest.

#2
Not orderable yetSpoiler in the JSON-LD – T-shirts
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Spoiler in the JSON-LD

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#3
Not orderable yetNorth Pole hreflang signpost – 404 socks
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North Pole hreflang signpost

€19.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#4
Not orderable yetOn call on Christmas Eve – T-shirts
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On call on Christmas Eve

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#7
Not orderable yetThe sleigh runs on a CDN – T-shirts
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The sleigh runs on a CDN

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#8
Not orderable yetA tree in March is a 301 – T-shirts
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A tree in March is a 301

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider

The SEO survival guide: Christmas

  1. The gift that always works

    A joke about their job. They will laugh, then explain it to the whole family over dinner. Allow time.

  2. You do not know their size?

    Mug, socks, poster: zero risk. Or our guide to finding a colleague's size without getting caught.

  3. Order early

    Everything is printed to order in France. The elves are efficient, but they are only elves.

  4. Code freeze is sacred

    Nobody deploys on 24 December. Except those who already spent a Christmas Eve on a server.

The whole Christmas collection

About 138 results (0.42 seconds)

Orderable now (20) The catalogue opens in waves: everything is online, part of it can already be ordered.

0Clicks (sales)
77Impressions (views)
0.0 %CTR
1Position (page)
Not orderable yetSo you’re a detective – T-shirts
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So you’re a detective

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetHibernation mode – Adult apparel
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Hibernation mode

from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetHood up, incognito mode – Adult apparel
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Hood up, incognito mode

from€49.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetgzip enabled – Adult apparel
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gzip enabled

from€69.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yet404, sock not found – 404 socks
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404, sock not found

€19.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetTime To First Coffee – Home and office
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Time To First Coffee

€16.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetCamping on page 2 – Home and office
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Camping on page 2

€21.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetI linked you dofollow – Home and office
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I linked you dofollow

€19.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetSeasonality: winter – Adult apparel
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Seasonality: winter

€37.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetFrozen rankings – Adult apparel
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Frozen rankings

from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetResponsive, every size – Adult apparel
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Responsive, every size

from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetGift for someone who does SEO – Adult apparel
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Gift for someone who does SEO

from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetHand-knitted internal linking – Adult apparel
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Hand-knitted internal linking

from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetCold start – Adult apparel
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Cold start

from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetUnder the hood – Adult apparel
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Under the hood

from€49.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetDark mode on – Adult apparel
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Dark mode on

from€49.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetCloaking? It's just a hood – Adult apparel
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Cloaking? It's just a hood

from€49.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetNight crawler – Adult apparel
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Night crawler

from€49.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetSource: direct – Adult apparel
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Source: direct

from€49.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetCompressed by 73% – Adult apparel
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Compressed by 73%

from€69.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yethoodie.zip – Adult apparel
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hoodie.zip

from€69.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetContent-Encoding: br – Adult apparel
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Content-Encoding: br

from€69.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yet301, permanent redirect – 404 socks
seoaddict.co › 404 socks

301, permanent redirect

€19.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider

Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are.

The only seasonal spike SEOs look forward to. Sweatshirts, socks and mugs for the Christmas of people who spend December watching core updates.

The other seasons

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Personalisation · 30 seconds

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Wishlist

Your page, with your name on it

No account, no email. This browser keeps the key to edit the page. The page is not indexed: only people with the link can see it.

Group gift

Gift it together

  1. You open the pot: it gets its own page, with the look and the target amount.
  2. Everyone chips in online (card or PayPal) and leaves a note. Everyone sees who gave what and what is missing.
  3. With each contribution, you get an email with the pot's code. Its value follows the total collected: use it to order the look.

Which size for the sized pieces?

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