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New Year collection · 47 products

SEO New Year

Happy New Year, happy rankings.

Happy New Year, happy rankings. Resolution #1: stop opening Search Console at 3 a.m.

Closed for now · opens on 1 December, until 6 January · Notify me

Look around all you like. Orders open on 1 December.

Each collection only opens during its season. The rest of the year it stays in the window, like a seasonal page kept at the same URL so it keeps its links.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, on 1 December. No newsletter.

3 running · 0 sold out

This season's limited runs

Ten copies each, all sizes together. Then they are gone forever, even next year.

All limited runs
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetFind 2026, replace all – T-shirts
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Find 2026, replace all

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

The must-sees

Ranked by us until your clicks take over. Like a SERP, but honest.

#3
Not orderable yetJanuary 1st: traffic and me – Home and office
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January 1st: traffic and me

€16.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
#6
Not orderable yetDry January: zero bought links – Adult apparel
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Dry January: zero bought links

from€54.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

The whole New Year collection

About 44 results (0.36 seconds)

Orderable now (20) The catalogue opens in waves: everything is online, part of it can already be ordered.

0Clicks (sales)
91Impressions (views)
0.0 %CTR
1Position (page)
Not orderable yetNew year, same robots.txt – T-shirts
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New year, same robots.txt

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetYour 2026 SEO recap – T-shirts
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Your 2026 SEO recap

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetFireworks on UTC – T-shirts
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Fireworks on UTC

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetFind 2026, replace all – T-shirts
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Find 2026, replace all

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetHappy New Year 19100 – T-shirts
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Happy New Year 19100

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetNew year, new me? 304 – T-shirts
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New year, new me? 304

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yet99.9% uptime – T-shirts
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99.9% uptime

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetThis bug is from last year – T-shirts
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This bug is from last year

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetHappy New Year in NaN days – T-shirts
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Happy New Year in NaN days

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider

Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are.

SEO New Year: end-of-year reports, resolutions that do not survive 2 January, traffic forecasts as reliable as a horoscope. T-shirts and goodies to celebrate the new year with people counting the days until the next core update.

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