
Father's Day collection · 47 products
SEO Father's Day
The dad joke, optimised for search.
For dads who do SEO, and for those who ask you every year to “put them first on Google”.
Look around all you like. Orders open on 23 May.
Each collection only opens during its season. The rest of the year it stays in the window, like a seasonal page kept at the same URL so it keeps its links.
3 running · 0 sold out
This season's limited runs
Ten copies each, all sizes together. Then they are gone forever, even next year.


Can you get me to number one on Google?

My dad has a website, I don’t bring it up in meetings
The must-sees
Ranked by us until your clicks take over. Like a SERP, but honest.

Dad joke #404: punchline not found

I’d tell you a joke about noindex…

Dad redirected my bunny (301)

Dad pruned the hedge into a site structure

Hi Hungry, I’m Dad

Dad’s airplane: 14 take-offs, 3 conversions

Dad answers in HTTP status codes

Every night, Dad crawls the house
The whole Father's Day collection
About 44 results (0.29 seconds)
Orderable now (20) The catalogue opens in waves: everything is online, part of it can already be ordered.

Server-side rendered

Dad’s bedtime stories: Panda, Penguin, Hummingbird

Dad joke #304: you’ve heard it already

They follow me everywhere: dofollow

Word of mouth, as branded searches

My SEO works for barbecue

Primary owner of the listing

#1 in the local pack

Dad, client for life

Dad fell asleep at “canonical”

Certificate of Ranking No. 1, awarded to Dad

Happy? Tell Google

Dad joke #404: punchline not found

I’d tell you a joke about noindex…

Dad pruned the hedge into a site structure

Hi Hungry, I’m Dad

Dad answers in HTTP status codes

Every night, Dad crawls the house

Dad optimizes load time (of the car)

What’s grey and keeps waiting?

Name approved by Dad: the domain was free

Two kids, one query: “Dad”

First word indexed: “Dada”

Polite laughs, unqualified traffic
Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are.
SEO Father's Day: for dads who do SEO and tell jokes about redirects, and for those whose business website dates from 2009 and who ask you every year to “put it first on Google”. T-shirts, mugs, caps and aprons for the best-ranked dad joke around.