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T-shirts that scare SEOs

T-shirts that rank better than your website.

Made by SEOs, for SEOs. And for whoever has to find them a gift.

Position 1since Monday Disallow: /mondaysOur best seller €33.90

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Halloween

T-shirts that scare SEOs. Everyone else will not get it, and that is fine.

Open · orders until 31 October ·

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Buried alive under the SERP

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Position 11, a lost soul

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It’s behind you

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it

Limited run · in the spotlight

Limited run of 10 impressions

In Google Search Console, an “impression” is one time your page shows up in the results, and everyone wants millions.

Limited run: 10 copies, all sizes together. 10 left. Then this design is gone forever.

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I do SEO

Switch to console mode: the catalogue becomes a performance report, and you order from the command line.

$ seo-addict --mode=console
1,375 pages crawled. 0 errors, for once.

I am buying for someone who does SEO

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  1. SAseoaddict.co › p › disallow-mondays-t-shirt

    Disallow: /mondays

    robots.txt is the small file that tells search engine bots which parts of a site are off-limits. This one is for real life: Mondays, meetings and video calls are blocked, happy hour is wide open, and a two-coffee delay is requir…

    from€33.90Jargon : Accessible0 reviews. Like your traffic in August.
  2. SAseoaddict.co › p › noindex-nofollow-introvert-t-shirt

    noindex, nofollow: introvert

    A “noindex, nofollow” robots meta tag asks search engines for two things: keep this page out of the results, and don't follow any of its links. The web's introvert mode, basically. Worn on a shirt, it means “don't search for me…

    from€33.90Jargon : HardcoreLink already visited. We saw you.
  3. SAseoaddict.co › p › faq-it-depends-t-shirt

    FAQ: it depends

    FAQPage is a type of structured data, code that presents a page's questions and answers to Google. This one sums up any family dinner with an SEO: what do you do, what is that, does it work, and two times out of three the answer…

    €33.90Jargon : AccessibleNo flowers, no backlinks.

The rest of the ranking

Until the first sales come in, we rank them. Then it is up to you.

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loading="lazy"

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Hide a body: page 2

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
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Crawled, not indexed

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
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Results: 3 to 6 months

€33.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
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Just a little tweak

from€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

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Technical SEO297For people who read server logs at breakfast. Content & semantics115800 words minimum. Except here. Link building116Real links. Well, mostly. Data & analytics126Impressions up. Clicks, not so much. AI & GEO79Optimized for robots that talk back. SERPs & search engines215Ten blue links and a lot of feelings. CMS & dev162It worked on my machine. Agency life179The client wants to rank first. For everything. Retro web59Connecting… since 1998. Women in SEO27She's the Head of SEO. Not her manager.
The resigning SEO outfit

The resigning SEO outfit

301 redirect to new adventures: the t-shirt for the leaving drinks, the zip hoodie for the road, the cap so you never have to make eye contact again..

The full look€151.60

A good excuse to make an SEO laugh

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Made by SEOs who have seen things

SEO Addict is the shop of Diana Djuric and Sébastien Grillot at Kōeki, the people behind le Pull Moche. Every joke here happened to a client first.

Sébastien has done SEO since 2009 and trained over 1,500 professionals in 2024. He still cannot explain the job to his family, hence this shop.

About us
  • Printed to order, in FranceIn Barjac, southern France. No stock, no unsold goods burnt.
  • Shipping €4.90, free from €59Faster than getting indexed.
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