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Cacher un corps : page 2 EN
English
Hide a body: page 2 ES
Español
Esconder un cadáver: página 2
FrançaisCacher un corps : page 2 EN
EnglishHide a body: page 2 ES
EspañolEsconder un cadáver: página 2
Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.
T-shirts · T031
Hide a body: page 2
€33.90 incl. VAT
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, dusty pink. XS to 3XL.
Translation for humans
Page 2 of Google is everything after the first ten results, and almost nobody ever goes there. Hence this SEO classic: the best place to hide a dead body is page 2. Detectives search basements, gardens and lakes, never the pagination. This shirt, on the other hand, ranks on page 1 of any party.
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- T031
- Product
- T-shirts
- Crawled
- 5 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Editorial position
- #38
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
The details
Disponible du XS au 4XL (selon les coloris)
– 100% coton biologique
– Produit TOP qualité
– T-shirt épais (170 – 180 g/m2)
– Coutures latérales
– Unisexe
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Hide a body: page 2” (category T-shirts, reference T031) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, dusty pink. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Page 2 of Google is everything after the first ten results, and almost nobody ever goes there. Hence this SEO classic: the best place to hide a dead body is page 2. Detectives search basements, gardens and lakes, never the pagination. This shirt, on the other hand, ranks on page 1 of any party. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: SERPs & search engines. Occasions: Halloween. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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