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Halloween collection · 101 products

Halloween

Page 2: the only truly scary place.

T-shirts that scare SEOs. Everyone else will not get it, and that is fine.

See the whole collection

Open · orders until 31 October ·

2 running · 0 sold out

This season's limited runs

Ten copies each, all sizes together. Then they are gone forever, even next year.

All limited runs
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetNight of the living domains – T-shirts
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Night of the living domains

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yet410, a stake through the heart – T-shirts
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410, a stake through the heart

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider

The must-sees

Ranked by us until your clicks take over. Like a SERP, but honest.

#1
Not orderable yetBuried alive under the SERP – T-shirts
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Buried alive under the SERP

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#2
Not orderable yetPosition 11, a lost soul – T-shirts
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Position 11, a lost soul

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#4
Not orderable yetIt’s behind you – T-shirts
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It’s behind you

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
#6
Not orderable yet#1 position: my parents’ bed – Kids and babies
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#1 position: my parents’ bed

€26.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it

The SEO survival guide: Halloween

  1. Check robots.txt before you go out

    A forgotten “Disallow: /” does more damage than a haunted house. And holy water will not shift it.

  2. Do not answer midnight e-mails

    “Quick question” at 11:58 PM: rarely quick, never small, sometimes a migration.

  3. Zombies get redirected

    A dead page that still gets links deserves a 301. Not a séance.

  4. Gift it before the 31st

    Printed to order in France: allow about a week. Like indexing, but reliable.

The whole Halloween collection

About 98 results (0.45 seconds)

Orderable now (20) The catalogue opens in waves: everything is online, part of it can already be ordered.

0Clicks (sales)
71Impressions (views)
0.0 %CTR
1Position (page)
Not orderable yet404, sock not found – 404 socks
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404, sock not found

€19.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetCamping on page 2 – Home and office
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Camping on page 2

€21.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yet1,000 articles overnight – T-shirts
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1,000 articles overnight

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetDeindexed the same day – T-shirts
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Deindexed the same day

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetWorks without JavaScript – Adult apparel
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Works without JavaScript

from€31.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yet[ghost shortcode] – T-shirts
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[ghost shortcode]

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetNight crawler – Adult apparel
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Night crawler

from€49.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetOrphan page seeks… – T-shirts
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Orphan page seeks…

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetZombie pages – T-shirts
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Zombie pages

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetUnsubscribed successfully – T-shirts
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Unsubscribed successfully

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetThe ghost button – T-shirts
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The ghost button

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetMy 404 looks better – T-shirts
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My 404 looks better

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetOrphan sock – 404 socks
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Orphan sock

€19.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetManufacturer description – T-shirts
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Manufacturer description

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetThere is no page 2 – Posters
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There is no page 2

€22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetThe return of page 2 – Posters
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The return of page 2

€22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetThe midnight crawler – Posters
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The midnight crawler

€22.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yet12,412 404 errors – T-shirts
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12,412 404 errors

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetOvernight crawl – T-shirts
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Overnight crawl

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetBuried alive under the SERP – T-shirts
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Buried alive under the SERP

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetPosition 11, a lost soul – T-shirts
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Position 11, a lost soul

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetIt’s behind you – T-shirts
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It’s behind you

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it

Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are.

Zombie pages, dead links, 404 errors and page 2 of Google: for an SEO, it is Halloween all year round. The scariest selection in the shop.

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  1. You open the pot: it gets its own page, with the look and the target amount.
  2. Everyone chips in online (card or PayPal) and leaves a note. Everyone sees who gave what and what is missing.
  3. With each contribution, you get an email with the pot's code. Its value follows the total collected: use it to order the look.

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