You’ll be an SEO, my son

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“You’ll be an SEO, my son” (category T-shirts, reference T938) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, natural. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Rudyard Kipling's poem “If—” is a father's advice to his son on courage and keeping a cool head. The SEO version: stay calm when the traffic collapses, wait months for results, turn down bought links, and answer “it depends” with conviction. A legacy worth passing on, ideally before the next core update. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: SEO Father's Day, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Father's Day collection: not orderable right now, opens on 23 May, until 20 June. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. Limited run of 10 copies across all sizes, 10 left; it will never be printed again. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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