Dry January: zero bought links

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“Dry January: zero bought links” (category Adult apparel, reference P249) is sold for €54.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight sweatshirt, printed to order in France. Print area: 30 × 38 cm. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: “Dry January” is the challenge of getting through January without a drop of alcohol. The SEO version: a whole month without buying links to your site, something Google penalises but sellers pitch by email every day. By day three, they've already followed up four times. Hang in there, and stay warm. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Link building. Occasions: SEO New Year, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the New Year collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 December, until 6 January. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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