Nobody goes to page 2, except Mom

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“Nobody goes to page 2, except Mom” (category T-shirts, reference T907) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, burgundy. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: On Google, almost nobody clicks past the first page of results: page 2 is the desert of SEO. Rank there and you get exactly one visitor, loyal and patient, who scrolls past everyone else to find you. This Mother's Day, she deserves the front page at the very least. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: SERPs & search engines. Occasions: SEO Mother's Day, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Mother's Day collection: not orderable right now, opens on 2 May, until 30 May. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. Limited run of 10 copies across all sizes, 10 left; it will never be printed again. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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