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Français
Plus rare qu’une place au Vieux-Port EN
English
Rarer than a parking space at the Old Port ES
Español
Más raro que aparcar en el Puerto Viejo
FrançaisPlus rare qu’une place au Vieux-Port EN
EnglishRarer than a parking space at the Old Port ES
EspañolMás raro que aparcar en el Puerto Viejo
Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.
T-shirts · T1546
Rarer than a parking space at the Old Port
€33.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL.
Translation for humans
Finding a free parking space near Marseille’s Old Port on a Saturday evening is the stuff of urban legend: people talk about it, nobody has proof. This sign marks one, sighted just once. But an SEO agency knows something rarer still: a client who actually reads the whole monthly report. Limited edition of 10, in keeping with things nobody can find.
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- T1546
- Product
- T-shirts
- Crawled
- 1 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.
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The complete look
€64.60
Free shipping. Pareto approves.
Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.
The details
Disponible du XS au 4XL (selon les coloris)
– 100% coton biologique
– Produit TOP qualité
– T-shirt épais (170 – 180 g/m2)
– Coutures latérales
– Unisexe
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Rarer than a parking space at the Old Port” (category T-shirts, reference T1546) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Finding a free parking space near Marseille’s Old Port on a Saturday evening is the stuff of urban legend: people talk about it, nobody has proof. This sign marks one, sighted just once. But an SEO agency knows something rarer still: a client who actually reads the whole monthly report. Limited edition of 10, in keeping with things nobody can find. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. Limited run of 10 copies across all sizes, 10 left; it will never be printed again. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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