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Not orderable yetTraffic tide tables – Posters
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Traffic tide tables

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Not orderable yetThe indexing barometer – Posters
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The indexing barometer

€22.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetThe Long Tail comet – Posters
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The Long Tail comet

€22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetThe traffic spike is me – Kids and babies
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The traffic spike is me

€26.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetReading the monthly report – Posters
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Reading the monthly report

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Not orderable yetLine C · Conversion – Posters
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Line C · Conversion

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Excuse pouch

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Not orderable yetConversion rate: 2% – Kids and babies
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Conversion rate: 2%

€19.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetScreen time: Dad 11 h, me 1 h – Kids and babies
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Screen time: Dad 11 h, me 1 h

€24.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetRorschach test, plate III – Posters
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Rorschach test, plate III

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetA troubling correlation – Posters
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A troubling correlation

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetOur traffic curve, annotated – Posters
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Our traffic curve, annotated

€22.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetBounce rate: 100% – Kids and babies
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Bounce rate: 100%

€19.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
Not orderable yetCtrl + F5 – Stickers
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Ctrl + F5

€3.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetBuy now, index later – Bags
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Buy now, index later

€19.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetURL is in my heart – Home and office
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URL is in my heart

€19.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetGhosted by Googlebot – Stickers
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Ghosted by Googlebot

€3.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider

Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are.

Clicks, impressions, CTR, average position and graphs nosediving on Monday morning. The world of SEOs who live in Search Console and analytics, and turned it into jokes.

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