Skip to content
Halloween: nothing is scarier than a noindex left in production. Free shipping from €59 Printed to order in Barjac, France
My list Cart0 The cart is top right. Anywhere else, you would never have found it.

Data & analytics

Impressions up. Clicks, not so much.

About 12 results (0.13 seconds)

Orderable now (20) The catalogue opens in waves: everything is online, part of it can already be ordered.

0Clicks (sales)
40Impressions (views)
0.0 %CTR
1Position (page)
Not orderable yetExcuse pouch – Bags
seoaddict.co › Bags

Excuse pouch

€19.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetConversion rate: 2% – Kids and babies
seoaddict.co › Kids and babies

Conversion rate: 2%

€19.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetBounce rate: 100% – Kids and babies
seoaddict.co › Kids and babies

Bounce rate: 100%

€19.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
Not orderable yetCtrl + F5 – Stickers
seoaddict.co › Stickers

Ctrl + F5

€3.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetBuy now, index later – Bags
seoaddict.co › Bags

Buy now, index later

€19.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetURL is in my heart – Home and office
seoaddict.co › Home and office

URL is in my heart

€19.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetGhosted by Googlebot – Stickers
seoaddict.co › Stickers

Ghosted by Googlebot

€3.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetDinner coverage: 87% – Kids and babies
seoaddict.co › Kids and babies

Dinner coverage: 87%

€19.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetJanuary 1st: traffic and me – Home and office
seoaddict.co › Home and office

January 1st: traffic and me

€16.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetExtra brut, raw data – 404 socks
seoaddict.co › 404 socks

Extra brut, raw data

€19.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider

Clicks, impressions, CTR, average position and graphs nosediving on Monday morning. The world of SEOs who live in Search Console and analytics, and turned it into jokes.

Personalisation · 30 seconds

Shall we get acquainted?

Your answers stay in this browser. We do not store them or turn them into a marketing persona.

Wishlist

Your page, with your name on it

No account, no email. This browser keeps the key to edit the page. The page is not indexed: only people with the link can see it.

Group gift

Gift it together

  1. You open the pot: it gets its own page, with the look and the target amount.
  2. Everyone chips in online (card or PayPal) and leaves a note. Everyone sees who gave what and what is missing.
  3. With each contribution, you get an email with the pot's code. Its value follows the total collected: use it to order the look.

Which size for the sized pieces?

Not sure: the size guide

Your cart