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Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.
Halloween collection
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T-shirts · T600
The possessed article
€33.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, burgundy. XS to 3XL.
Translation for humans
AI-generated texts have telltale tics: “let's delve into”, “crucial”, “in conclusion”… And sometimes the published post even keeps the sentence where the AI talks about itself. The classic signs of possession: the author's voice is gone and someone else is speaking through them.
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- T600
- Product
- T-shirts
- Crawled
- 4 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
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Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“The possessed article” (category T-shirts, reference T600) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, burgundy. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: AI-generated texts have telltale tics: “let's delve into”, “crucial”, “in conclusion”… And sometimes the published post even keeps the sentence where the AI talks about itself. The classic signs of possession: the author's voice is gone and someone else is speaking through them. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: AI & GEO. Occasions: Halloween, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Halloween collection: can be ordered until 31 October, then not until next year. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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