Patience potion

€16.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Anyone gets it Agency life

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Ceramic mug, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 8 × 7.5 cm (face avant).

Translation for humans

In an SEO agency, the question that comes up most in meetings is “why aren't we number one on Google yet?”. Answering it takes calm, lots of calm. So this mug holds a patience potion, to drink before every client call. Side effect: coffee.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P183
Product: Home and office
Crawled: 5 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €118.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Patience potion” (category Home and office, reference P183) is sold for €16.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Ceramic mug, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 8 × 7.5 cm (face avant). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: In an SEO agency, the question that comes up most in meetings is “why aren't we number one on Google yet?”. Answering it takes calm, lots of calm. So this mug holds a patience potion, to drink before every client call. Side effect: coffee. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Halloween, Gifts for SEOs, Secret Santa under €20. Part of the Halloween collection: can be ordered until 31 October, then not until next year. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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