The +900% report sent on April 1

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“The +900% report sent on April 1” (category T-shirts, reference T859) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, white. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Every month, the SEO sends the client a traffic report that rarely gets opened. On April 1, they sent a fake one: +900% visits, revenue up tenfold. The client read it all, forwarded it to the whole board and called back twice. The corrected version, sent the next day, was never opened. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Data & analytics. Occasions: Gifts for SEOs, SEO April Fools. Part of the April Fools collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 March, until 1 April. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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