SEO 100% done (April fool)

€16.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Anyone gets it Agency life

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Ceramic mug, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 8 × 7.5 cm (face avant).

Translation for humans

A website's SEO is never finished: Google changes its rules, competitors publish, pages get old. Telling the client everything is 100% optimised can only be an April Fools' joke. The coffee, on the other hand, is always finished far too soon.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P283
Product: Home and office
Crawled: 3 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

Not orderable yet SEO 100% done (April fool) – Home and office

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SEO 100% done (April fool)

€16.90

Not orderable yet The April Fools’ changelog – T-shirts

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The April Fools’ changelog

€33.90

Not orderable yet “Sponsored” taped to my back – T-shirts

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“Sponsored” taped to my back

€33.90

Not orderable yet The +900% report sent on April 1 – T-shirts

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The +900% report sent on April 1

€33.90

The complete look €118.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“SEO 100% done (April fool)” (category Home and office, reference P283) is sold for €16.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Ceramic mug, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 8 × 7.5 cm (face avant). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A website's SEO is never finished: Google changes its rules, competitors publish, pages get old. Telling the client everything is 100% optimised can only be an April Fools' joke. The coffee, on the other hand, is always finished far too soon. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, SEO April Fools, Secret Santa under €20. Part of the April Fools collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 March, until 1 April. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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