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Posters · P1086
Parcel log, everything’s for the 3rd floor
€22.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).
Translation for humans
At the building's reception, every parcel received goes into a log: date, sender, recipient, signature. This one leaves no doubt: almost everything is for the third floor, home of the competitor who ranks above us in search results. Orders, client gifts, flowers. For the agency on the first floor, a single parcel this week: our own business cards.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P1086
- Product
- Posters
- Crawled
- 1 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


Robots’ strike notice

What the client asked for, signed off, actually wanted

Quick sync: rollout may take up to two weeks
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Parcel log, everything’s for the 3rd floor” (category Posters, reference P1086) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: At the building's reception, every parcel received goes into a log: date, sender, recipient, signature. This one leaves no doubt: almost everything is for the third floor, home of the competitor who ranks above us in search results. Orders, client gifts, flowers. For the agency on the first floor, a single parcel this week: our own business cards. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: The office, room by room, Agency life, SERPs & search engines. Occasions: SEO Black Friday, Office gifts, SEO Christmas, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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