Robots’ strike notice

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Accessible Crawling & Indexing The office, room by room

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

On the corridor cork board, among the usual notices, a strike notice. It is signed by the union of indexing robots, the programs that roam websites on behalf of search engines. Their demands sound a lot like the recommendations of an SEO audit: an up-to-date sitemap, pages that load fast, an end to pop-ups, a single main heading per page. SEOs support the movement.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P1220
Product: Posters
Crawled: 0 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €91.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Robots’ strike notice” (category Posters, reference P1220) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: On the corridor cork board, among the usual notices, a strike notice. It is signed by the union of indexing robots, the programs that roam websites on behalf of search engines. Their demands sound a lot like the recommendations of an SEO audit: an up-to-date sitemap, pages that load fast, an end to pop-ups, a single main heading per page. SEOs support the movement. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Crawling & Indexing, The office, room by room. Occasions: Office gifts, Casual Friday, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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