I'm not a robot (before coffee, I am)

€16.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Accessible Agency life

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

This design can already be ordered in French.

See what can be ordered now

Mug céramique, imprimé en France à la commande. Zone d'impression : ≈ 8 × 7,5 cm (face avant).

Translation for humans

“I'm not a robot” is the checkbox websites use to make sure a human, not an automated program, is filling in the form. SEOs spend their days talking to Google's robots, and before the first coffee they basically are one. Retake the test after this mug; passing is not guaranteed before the second.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P113
Product: Home and office
Crawled: 15 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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I'm not a robot (before coffee, I am)

€16.90

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The complete look €78.70 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

The details

Matériau : céramique
– Capacité du mug : 330ml
– Hauteur du mug : 9,8 cm
– Lavable à la main ou au lave-vaisselle
– Résistant au micro-ondes
– Le motif sera imprimé deux fois, sur chaque “côté”

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“I'm not a robot (before coffee, I am)” (category Home and office, reference P113) is sold for €16.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Mug céramique, imprimé en France à la commande. Zone d'impression : ≈ 8 × 7,5 cm (face avant). Available sizes: Blanc. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: “I'm not a robot” is the checkbox websites use to make sure a human, not an automated program, is filling in the form. SEOs spend their days talking to Google's robots, and before the first coffee they basically are one. Retake the test after this mug; passing is not guaranteed before the second. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, The resignation outfit, SEO Christmas, Gifts for SEOs, Secret Santa under €20. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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