--- title: I'm not a robot (before coffee, I am) description: "“I'm not a robot” is the checkbox websites use to make sure a human, not an automated program, is filling in the form. SEOs spend their days talking to Google's…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/i-m-not-a-robot-before-coffee-i-am-ceramic-mug/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/i-m-not-a-robot-before-coffee-i-am-ceramic-mug.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-16T03:41:49+00:00" modified: "2026-10-16T03:45:28+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - Agency life sa_occasion: - Office gifts - The resignation outfit - SEO Christmas - Gifts for SEOs - Secret Santa under €20 product_cat: - Ceramic mug - Home and office image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P113-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/je-ne-suis-pas-un-robot-avant-le-cafe-si-mug-ceramique.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/i-m-not-a-robot-before-coffee-i-am-ceramic-mug.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/no-soy-un-robot-antes-del-cafe-si-taza-de-ceramica.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Home and office url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/home-and-office/" - name: I'm not a robot (before coffee, I am) product: id: 33557 product_type: variable price: 16.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - Ceramic mug - Home and office attributes: Couleur: - Blanc variations: - attributes: couleur: Blanc price: 16.9 availability: not_purchasable sku: TPO-MUG-CER-PREM-WHI-33557-1792122109 design_code: P113 jargon_level: 2 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "“I'm not a robot” is the checkbox websites use to make sure a human, not an automated program, is filling in the form. SEOs spend their days talking to Google's robots, and before the first coffee they basically are one. Retake the test after this mug; passing is not guaranteed before the second." orderable_now: false orderable_now_in: - fr why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Home and office item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/home-and-office/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: I'm not a robot (before coffee, I am) - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/i-m-not-a-robot-before-coffee-i-am-ceramic-mug/#product" name: I'm not a robot (before coffee, I am) url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/i-m-not-a-robot-before-coffee-i-am-ceramic-mug/" description: "Mug céramique, imprimé en France à la commande. Zone d'impression : ≈ 8 × 7,5 cm (face avant)." image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P113-en.webp" sku: 33557 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "16.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/i-m-not-a-robot-before-coffee-i-am-ceramic-mug/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "16.90" priceCurrency: EUR generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €16.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Couleur | Blanc | | Design code | P113 | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![I'm not a robot (before coffee, I am) – Home and office](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P113-en-725x900.webp) Home and office · P113 # I'm not a robot (before coffee, I am) €16.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 2/5: Accessible [Agency life](https://seoaddict.co/topics/agency-life/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. This design can already be ordered [in French](https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/je-ne-suis-pas-un-robot-avant-le-cafe-si-mug-ceramique/). [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Mug céramique, imprimé en France à la commande. Zone d'impression : ≈ 8 × 7,5 cm (face avant). ## Translation for humans “I'm not a robot” is the checkbox websites use to make sure a human, not an automated program, is filling in the form. SEOs spend their days talking to Google's robots, and before the first coffee they basically are one. Retake the test after this mug; passing is not guaranteed before the second. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : P113 **Product** : Home and office **Crawled** : 16 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. 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Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## The details Matériau : céramique – Capacité du mug : 330ml – Hauteur du mug : 9,8 cm – Lavable à la main ou au lave-vaisselle – Résistant au micro-ondes – Le motif sera imprimé deux fois, sur chaque “côté” ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “I'm not a robot (before coffee, I am)” (category Home and office, reference P113) is sold for €16.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Mug céramique, imprimé en France à la commande. Zone d'impression : ≈ 8 × 7,5 cm (face avant). Available sizes: Blanc. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: “I'm not a robot” is the checkbox websites use to make sure a human, not an automated program, is filling in the form. SEOs spend their days talking to Google's robots, and before the first coffee they basically are one. Retake the test after this mug; passing is not guaranteed before the second. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, The resignation outfit, SEO Christmas, Gifts for SEOs, Secret Santa under €20. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/i-m-not-a-robot-before-coffee-i-am-ceramic-mug.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/i-m-not-a-robot-before-coffee-i-am-ceramic-mug.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. 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