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Not orderable yetI’m quitting SEO (April fool) – Caps, bucket hats, fanny packs and aprons
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I’m quitting SEO (April fool)

€27.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe Mother’s Day card, audited – T-shirts
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The Mother’s Day card, audited

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetGoldfish memory, GA4 edition – Home and office
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Goldfish memory, GA4 edition

€21.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetThe backlink that got away – Stickers
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The backlink that got away

€3.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetThe KPI aquarium – Home and office
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The KPI aquarium

€27.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetClickbait – Bags
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Clickbait

€22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetSo, any bites? – Caps, bucket hats, fanny packs and aprons
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So, any bites?

€27.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetAI cites Mom as a source – T-shirts
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AI cites Mom as a source

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetA core update and me, same day – Kids and babies
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A core update and me, same day

€26.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

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  2. Everyone chips in online (card or PayPal) and leaves a note. Everyone sees who gave what and what is missing.
  3. With each contribution, you get an email with the pot's code. Its value follows the total collected: use it to order the look.

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