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Halloween: nothing is scarier than a noindex left in production. Free shipping from €59 Printed to order in Barjac, France

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April Fools collection

Kids and babies · P294

My parents speak in tags, I speak in bubbles

€24.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Jargon: Anyone gets it Agency life

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, the day this design can be ordered. No newsletter.

See what can be ordered now

Kids tee, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 24 × 30 cm.

Translation for humans

Parents who work in SEO talk all day about “tags”, the little bits of code between angle brackets that explain a page to Google. Their little fish speaks in bubbles instead, and gets understood much faster. On April Fools' Day, guess who sticks the paper fish on everyone's back.

Is it a gift?
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
Indexing
Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
P294
Product
Kids and babies
Crawled
3 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The April Fools’ changelog

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
The complete look €126.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“My parents speak in tags, I speak in bubbles” (category Kids and babies, reference P294) is sold for €24.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Kids tee, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 24 × 30 cm. Available sizes: 2-4 ans, 4-6 ans, 6-8 ans, 8-10 ans, 10-12 ans, 12-14 ans. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Parents who work in SEO talk all day about “tags”, the little bits of code between angle brackets that explain a page to Google. Their little fish speaks in bubbles instead, and gets understood much faster. On April Fools' Day, guess who sticks the paper fish on everyone's back. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Gifts for SEOs, SEO April Fools. Part of the April Fools collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 March, until 1 April. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: /p/my-parents-speak-in-tags-i-speak-in-bubbles-kids-tee.md

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Which size?

Kids' t-shirt: the printer's measurements, in cm
Size Child's height Flat width Length
2-4 years 92–10433.539
4-6 years 105–1163544
6-8 years 117–12836.549
8-10 years 129–1403954
10-12 years 141–15242.559
12-14 years 153–1644664

Width and length: garment laid flat. Kids grow faster than your organic traffic: if in doubt, size up.

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