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Kids and babies · P294
My parents speak in tags, I speak in bubbles
€24.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Kids tee, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 24 × 30 cm.
Translation for humans
Parents who work in SEO talk all day about “tags”, the little bits of code between angle brackets that explain a page to Google. Their little fish speaks in bubbles instead, and gets understood much faster. On April Fools' Day, guess who sticks the paper fish on everyone's back.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P294
- Product
- Kids and babies
- Crawled
- 3 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


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The April Fools’ changelog
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“My parents speak in tags, I speak in bubbles” (category Kids and babies, reference P294) is sold for €24.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Kids tee, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 24 × 30 cm. Available sizes: 2-4 ans, 4-6 ans, 6-8 ans, 8-10 ans, 10-12 ans, 12-14 ans. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Parents who work in SEO talk all day about “tags”, the little bits of code between angle brackets that explain a page to Google. Their little fish speaks in bubbles instead, and gets understood much faster. On April Fools' Day, guess who sticks the paper fish on everyone's back. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Gifts for SEOs, SEO April Fools. Part of the April Fools collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 March, until 1 April. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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