A pony on the list, an audit under the tree

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“A pony on the list, an audit under the tree” (category T-shirts, reference T759) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: An SEO audit is a full check-up of a website: everything that keeps Google from understanding it, plus a list of recommendations. Very useful, rarely hoped for under the tree. Especially when all 142 recommendations are “high priority” and the pony from the list never showed up. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: SEO Christmas, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Christmas collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 November, until 25 December. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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