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Halloween: nothing is scarier than a noindex left in production. Free shipping from €59 Printed to order in Barjac, France

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Christmas collection

Kids and babies · P247

I found the hidden presents

€24.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Jargon: Accessible Content & semantics

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, the day this design can be ordered. No newsletter.

See what can be ordered now

Kids tee, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 24 × 30 cm.

Translation for humans

Hiding text on a page, white on white or with code that makes it invisible, is an old trick to fool Google, which spots it and penalizes it. SEO kids apply the same vigilance to Christmas presents: a closed wardrobe isn't enough, even with a “display: none” tag on it.

Is it a gift?
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
Indexing
Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
P247
Product
Kids and babies
Crawled
5 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“I found the hidden presents” (category Kids and babies, reference P247) is sold for €24.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Kids tee, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 24 × 30 cm. Available sizes: 2-4 ans, 4-6 ans, 6-8 ans, 8-10 ans, 10-12 ans, 12-14 ans. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Hiding text on a page, white on white or with code that makes it invisible, is an old trick to fool Google, which spots it and penalizes it. SEO kids apply the same vigilance to Christmas presents: a closed wardrobe isn't enough, even with a “display: none” tag on it. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Content & semantics. Occasions: SEO Christmas, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Christmas collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 November, until 25 December. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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Which size?

Kids' t-shirt: the printer's measurements, in cm
Size Child's height Flat width Length
2-4 years 92–10433.539
4-6 years 105–1163544
6-8 years 117–12836.549
8-10 years 129–1403954
10-12 years 141–15242.559
12-14 years 153–1644664

Width and length: garment laid flat. Kids grow faster than your organic traffic: if in doubt, size up.

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