--- title: A pony on the list, an audit under the tree description: "An SEO audit is a full check-up of a website: everything that keeps Google from understanding it, plus a list of recommendations. Very useful, rarely hoped for under the tree.…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/a-pony-on-the-list-an-audit-under-the-tree-t-shirt/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/a-pony-on-the-list-an-audit-under-the-tree-t-shirt.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-15T06:36:56+00:00" modified: "2026-10-15T07:26:00+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - Agency life sa_occasion: - SEO Christmas - Gifts for SEOs product_cat: - T-shirts product_tag: - Christmas collection image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T759-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/un-poney-sur-la-liste-un-audit-sous-le-sapin-t-shirt.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/a-pony-on-the-list-an-audit-under-the-tree-t-shirt.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/un-poni-en-la-carta-una-auditoria-bajo-el-arbol-camiseta.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: T-shirts url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/t-shirts/" - name: A pony on the list, an audit under the tree product: id: 23514 product_type: variable price: 33.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - T-shirts attributes: Size: - XS - S - M - L - XL - XXL - 3XL variations: - attributes: taille: XS price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: S price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: M price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: L price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: XL price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: XXL price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: 3XL price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable design_code: T759 jargon_level: 1 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" collection: name: Noël open: false orderable_from: "2026-10-31T23:00:00+00:00" orderable_until: "2026-12-25T22:59:59+00:00" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "An SEO audit is a full check-up of a website: everything that keeps Google from understanding it, plus a list of recommendations. Very useful, rarely hoped for under the tree. Especially when all 142 recommendations are “high priority” and the pony from the list never showed up." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: T-shirts item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/t-shirts/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: A pony on the list, an audit under the tree - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/a-pony-on-the-list-an-audit-under-the-tree-t-shirt/#product" name: A pony on the list, an audit under the tree url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/a-pony-on-the-list-an-audit-under-the-tree-t-shirt/" description: Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL. image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T759-en.webp" sku: 23514 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "33.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/a-pony-on-the-list-an-audit-under-the-tree-t-shirt/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "33.90" priceCurrency: EUR availabilityStarts: "2026-10-31T23:00:00+00:00" generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €33.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL | | Design code | T759 | | Ordering | closed, opens on 2026-11-01 (until 2026-12-25) | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![A pony on the list, an audit under the tree – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T759-en-725x900.webp) [Christmas collection](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/) T-shirts · T759 # A pony on the list, an audit under the tree €33.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it [Agency life](https://seoaddict.co/topics/agency-life/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL. ## Translation for humans An SEO audit is a full check-up of a website: everything that keeps Google from understanding it, plus a list of recommendations. Very useful, rarely hoped for under the tree. Especially when all 142 recommendations are “high priority” and the pony from the list never showed up. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : T759 **Product** : T-shirts **Crawled** : 3 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. Not orderable yet ![A pony on the list, an audit under the tree – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T759-en-380x450.webp) ### [A pony on the list, an audit under the tree](https://seoaddict.co/p/a-pony-on-the-list-an-audit-under-the-tree-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![Dinner coverage: 87% – Kids and babies](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P245-en-380x450.webp) ### [Dinner coverage: 87%](https://seoaddict.co/p/dinner-coverage-87-bib/) €19.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![Letter to Santa, indexing requested – Kids and babies](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P246-en-380x450.webp) ### [Letter to Santa, indexing requested](https://seoaddict.co/p/letter-to-santa-indexing-requested-kids-tee/) €24.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![I found the hidden presents – Kids and babies](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P247-en-380x450.webp) ### [I found the hidden presents](https://seoaddict.co/p/i-found-the-hidden-presents-kids-tee/) €24.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible The complete look **€103.60** Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “A pony on the list, an audit under the tree” (category T-shirts, reference T759) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: An SEO audit is a full check-up of a website: everything that keeps Google from understanding it, plus a list of recommendations. Very useful, rarely hoped for under the tree. Especially when all 142 recommendations are “high priority” and the pony from the list never showed up. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: SEO Christmas, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Christmas collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 November, until 25 December. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/a-pony-on-the-list-an-audit-under-the-tree-t-shirt.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/a-pony-on-the-list-an-audit-under-the-tree-t-shirt.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. It just sounds better that way.) 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