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Not orderable yetLost domain login report – Posters
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Lost domain login report

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetDisk full – Posters
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Disk full

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetEMD, domain name for sale – Posters
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EMD, domain name for sale

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetDomain birth certificate – Posters
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Domain birth certificate

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetStill in service – Posters
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Still in service

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetNot secure – T-shirts
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Not secure

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetSplitting the assets – T-shirts
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Splitting the assets

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetOn call on Christmas Eve – T-shirts
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On call on Christmas Eve

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetHere lies the SSL certificate – 404 socks
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Here lies the SSL certificate

€19.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yet99.9% uptime – Home and office
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99.9% uptime

€16.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yet99.9% uptime – T-shirts
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99.9% uptime

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetCard 12/26, domain 01/01 – T-shirts
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Card 12/26, domain 01/01

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

The domain expires on 1 January; the card on file expired on 31 December. The shared server houses the plumber's site alongside two thousand shady neighbours, and the host promises 99.9% uptime, then spends its 0.1% on New Year's Eve. When nothing answers at all, it's DNS. These t-shirts, mugs and posters are for those who know who holds the registrar login, and for those still looking for it.

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