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Here lies the SSL certificate – 404 socks
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Ci-gît le certificat SSL EN English
Here lies the SSL certificate ES Español
Aquí yace el certificado SSL
Halloween collection

404 socks · P177

Here lies the SSL certificate

€19.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Jargon: Accessible CMS & dev

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, the day this design can be ordered. No newsletter.

See what can be ordered now

Socks, printed to order in France. Print area: 7 × 11 cm.

Translation for humans

An SSL certificate is what puts the little padlock in your browser. The most common ones only live 90 days and renew themselves, in theory. The day that fails, the site shows up as “Not secure”. Socks for mourning, right down to the toes.

Is it a gift?
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
Indexing
Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
P177
Product
404 socks
Crawled
5 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Here lies the SSL certificate” (category 404 socks, reference P177) is sold for €19.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Socks, printed to order in France. Print area: 7 × 11 cm. Available sizes: 37-41, 42-46. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: An SSL certificate is what puts the little padlock in your browser. The most common ones only live 90 days and renew themselves, in theory. The day that fails, the site shows up as “Not secure”. Socks for mourning, right down to the toes. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: CMS & dev. Occasions: Halloween, Gifts for SEOs, Secret Santa under €20. Part of the Halloween collection: can be ordered until 31 October, then not until next year. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: /p/here-lies-the-ssl-certificate-socks.md

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Which size?

Socks: the printer's sizes, in EU shoe sizes
Size Shoe size (EU)
37-41 from 37 to 41
42-46 from 42 to 46

Two sizes, no more. In between, go bigger: a slightly big sock gets worn, a small one gets holes. Neither comes back from the wash any more reliably.

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  2. Everyone chips in online (card or PayPal) and leaves a note. Everyone sees who gave what and what is missing.
  3. With each contribution, you get an email with the pot's code. Its value follows the total collected: use it to order the look.

Which size for the sized pieces?

Not sure: the size guide

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