
The Client Said
It's a quick one, right?
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Orderable now (20) The catalogue opens in waves: everything is online, part of it can already be ordered.


5-star client review

Battery 2%: just one last thing

Client meeting bingo

Beep: traffic −3%, Sunday 11:47 pm

Order form: number one by Friday

Monthly budget bonsai

Booth: 15 minutes max, except clients

“It’s urgent” loyalty card

What the client asked for, signed off, actually wanted

The client’s informed consent

No credit given, SEO edition

Cooking time: 6 months

Christmas Leave Request: Declined

1997 domain name request, declined

Beaufort scale of client feedback

Client EEG during the meeting

Sterile committee hybrid

I drink to forget the client

The client’s SEO strategy

The client read an article

The Great SEO Budget Freeze

The client’s nephew

The SEO report by fax
Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are.
"Just a tiny change." "We want to rank first for insurance." "My nephew had a look at the site." The client has a budget, an opinion on everything and a deadline of yesterday. Sign-off takes six weeks; panic takes six minutes. These t-shirts, mugs and posters are for anyone who has said "of course" while meaning the exact opposite.