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Posters · P1278
You’ve been on mute for 12 minutes
€22.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).
Translation for humans
A video-call screen as seen from the booth: the presentation of the year's strategy is being shared and the timer is running. In the chat, participants grow impatient: "we can't hear you", "you're on mute", "hello?". At the top of the screen, the red banner confirms it: you are on mute, and have been for twelve minutes. Everyone has lived this moment, usually in front of a client.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P1278
- Product
- Posters
- Crawled
- 1 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


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Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“You’ve been on mute for 12 minutes” (category Posters, reference P1278) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A video-call screen as seen from the booth: the presentation of the year's strategy is being shared and the timer is running. In the chat, participants grow impatient: "we can't hear you", "you're on mute", "hello?". At the top of the screen, the red banner confirms it: you are on mute, and have been for twelve minutes. Everyone has lived this moment, usually in front of a client. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: The office, room by room, Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Casual Friday, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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