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You’re not a footer link – T-shirts
Body type

Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.

Valentine's Day collection

T-shirts · T677

You’re not a footer link

€33.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 3/5: Insider Jargon: Insider Link building

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, the day this design can be ordered. No newsletter.

See what can be ordered now

Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, burgundy. XS to 3XL.

Translation for humans

A link placed in a page's main text, in plain sight, carries far more weight with Google than one lost among hundreds of others at the bottom of the page, in the footer. The first paragraph is the place of honour. The SEO way of saying “you come before everything else”.

Is it a gift?
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
Indexing
Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
T677
Product
T-shirts
Crawled
4 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“You’re not a footer link” (category T-shirts, reference T677) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, burgundy. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A link placed in a page's main text, in plain sight, carries far more weight with Google than one lost among hundreds of others at the bottom of the page, in the footer. The first paragraph is the place of honour. The SEO way of saying “you come before everything else”. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: Link building. Occasions: Gifts for SEOs, SEO Valentine's Day. Part of the Valentine's Day collection: not orderable right now, opens on 15 January, until 14 February. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: /p/you-re-not-a-footer-link-t-shirt.md

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Which size?

Heavyweight unisex t-shirt: the printer's measurements, in cm
Size Recommended chest Flat width Length
XS 78–844668
S 85–904970
M 91–965272
L 97–1025574
XL 103–1085876
XXL 109–1146178
3XL 115–1206480

Width and length: garment laid flat, from the printer's sheet for this model. Between two sizes, go bigger. Too big gets worn, too small gets regretted.

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