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Posters · P2448
You found us, not thanks to the website
€22.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).
Translation for humans
A close-up of the cheese shop's kraft paper bag, crumpled from use, with its serrated edge and black stamp: “Thanks for finding us!”. Customers found the shop by walking past, by word of mouth, or because they live on the street. Not thanks to the website, which can't be found on the search engine. Its address is stamped under the message all the same, on ten thousand bags.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P2448
- Product
- Posters
- Crawled
- 0 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


Visitor parking, spaces 1 to 4 reserved

My site links

Simmering
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“You found us, not thanks to the website” (category Posters, reference P2448) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A close-up of the cheese shop's kraft paper bag, crumpled from use, with its serrated edge and black stamp: “Thanks for finding us!”. Customers found the shop by walking past, by word of mouth, or because they live on the street. Not thanks to the website, which can't be found on the search engine. Its address is stamped under the message all the same, on ten thousand bags. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: SERPs & search engines. Occasions: Office gifts, SEO Christmas, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: /p/vous-nous-avez-trouves-pas-grace-au-site-poster-vertical.md
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