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FrançaisTrès souriante. Il n’a pas lu l’audit EN
EnglishVery smiley. He didn’t read the audit ES
EspañolMuy sonriente. No se leyó la auditoría
Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.
T-shirts · T1059
Very smiley. He didn’t read the audit
€33.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, yellow. XS to 3XL.
Translation for humans
A five-star client review, every consultant’s dream. Except that on a closer read, the client rated the smile and the energy, not the 80-page audit that came with them. An excellent score, for the wrong reason.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- T1059
- Product
- T-shirts
- Crawled
- 1 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


Badge: plus-one

Quote accepted

Print proof: “Buy” button, version 14
The details
Disponible du XS au 4XL (selon les coloris)
– 100% coton biologique
– Produit TOP qualité
– T-shirt épais (170 – 180 g/m2)
– Coutures latérales
– Unisexe
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Very smiley. He didn’t read the audit” (category T-shirts, reference T1059) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, yellow. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A five-star client review, every consultant’s dream. Except that on a closer read, the client rated the smile and the energy, not the 80-page audit that came with them. An excellent score, for the wrong reason. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: The Client Said, Women in SEO. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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