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Adult apparel · P419
User-agent: Thomas
from€54.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Heavyweight sweatshirt, printed to order in France. Print area: 30 × 38 cm.
Translation for humans
The robots.txt file tells search engine bots which parts of a site to stay out of. Google’s bots follow it to the letter. This one targets a single visitor, Thomas, and bars him from her ideas and her desk. Unlike search engines, Thomas doesn’t read robots.txt.
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P419
- Product
- Adult apparel
- Crawled
- 1 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.
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The complete look
€145.60
Free shipping. Pareto approves.
Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“User-agent: Thomas” (category Adult apparel, reference P419) is sold for €54.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight sweatshirt, printed to order in France. Print area: 30 × 38 cm. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: The robots.txt file tells search engine bots which parts of a site to stay out of. Google’s bots follow it to the letter. This one targets a single visitor, Thomas, and bars him from her ideas and her desk. Unlike search engines, Thomas doesn’t read robots.txt. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: Crawling & Indexing, Women in SEO. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: /p/user-agent-thomas-heavyweight-sweatshirt.md
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