Two doors: humans, search engines

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Anyone gets it Content & semantics Core updates AI & GEO

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

Since the Helpful Content update (August 2022), the search engine says it prefers content written for people rather than for itself. The poster shows two brass door plates side by side on a wall: on the left, “Humans”, the door ajar with light coming through; on the right, “Search engines”, with a “Closed” sign. Only one door opens.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P558
Product: Posters
Crawled: 0 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €113.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Two doors: humans, search engines” (category Posters, reference P558) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Since the Helpful Content update (August 2022), the search engine says it prefers content written for people rather than for itself. The poster shows two brass door plates side by side on a wall: on the left, “Humans”, the door ajar with light coming through; on the right, “Search engines”, with a “Closed” sign. Only one door opens. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Content & semantics, Core updates, AI & GEO. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, SEO Back to School. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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