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Œuf surprise : 3 Mo de JavaScript EN
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Surprise egg: 3 MB of JavaScript ES
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Huevo sorpresa: 3 MB de JavaScript
FrançaisŒuf surprise : 3 Mo de JavaScript EN
EnglishSurprise egg: 3 MB of JavaScript ES
EspañolHuevo sorpresa: 3 MB de JavaScript
Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.
Easter collection
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T-shirts · T815
Surprise egg: 3 MB of JavaScript
€33.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, petrol blue. XS to 3XL.
Translation for humans
Many sites load megabytes of JavaScript, the code behind animations and menus, while each page only uses a small part of it. The rest slows down the display, especially on phones. The developer's surprise egg: you were hoping for a toy, you got 3.1 MB of code.
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- T815
- Product
- T-shirts
- Crawled
- 2 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
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Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Surprise egg: 3 MB of JavaScript” (category T-shirts, reference T815) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, petrol blue. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Many sites load megabytes of JavaScript, the code behind animations and menus, while each page only uses a small part of it. The rest slows down the display, especially on phones. The developer's surprise egg: you were hoping for a toy, you got 3.1 MB of code. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: CMS & dev. Occasions: Gifts for SEOs, SEO Easter. Part of the Easter collection: not orderable right now, opens on 21 February, until 29 March. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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