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SEO timetable: Monday is reporting – T-shirts
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Also in FR Français
Emploi du temps du SEO : lundi, reporting EN English
SEO timetable: Monday is reporting ES Español
Horario del SEO: el lunes, reporting

Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.

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T-shirts · T997

SEO timetable: Monday is reporting

€33.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Jargon: Accessible Agency life

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We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, natural. XS to 3XL.

Translation for humans

An SEO's timetable looks a lot like a school one: regex in math, hreflang in French class, local SEO in geography and crawl at the swimming pool. Except Monday, which goes entirely to reporting, those reports full of numbers that the client reads in thirty seconds. The only class that never ends.

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Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
Indexing
Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
T997
Product
T-shirts
Crawled
4 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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€16.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
The complete look €113.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

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“SEO timetable: Monday is reporting” (category T-shirts, reference T997) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, natural. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: An SEO's timetable looks a lot like a school one: regex in math, hreflang in French class, local SEO in geography and crawl at the swimming pool. Except Monday, which goes entirely to reporting, those reports full of numbers that the client reads in thirty seconds. The only class that never ends. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Gifts for SEOs, SEO Back to School. Part of the Back to school collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 August, until 30 September. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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Which size?

Heavyweight unisex t-shirt: the printer's measurements, in cm
Size Recommended chest Flat width Length
XS 78–844668
S 85–904970
M 91–965272
L 97–1025574
XL 103–1085876
XXL 109–1146178
3XL 115–1206480

Width and length: garment laid flat, from the printer's sheet for this model. Between two sizes, go bigger. Too big gets worn, too small gets regretted.

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