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SEO is dead (says my uncle) – T-shirts
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Also in FR Français
Le SEO est mort (selon tonton) EN English
SEO is dead (says my uncle) ES Español
El SEO ha muerto (según mi tío)

Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.

Christmas collection

T-shirts · T733

SEO is dead (says my uncle)

€33.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Jargon: Accessible Agency life

Not open for orders yet

The Christmas collection opens on 1 November.

It stays open until 25 December. Meanwhile the page stays online: you do not hide a page that is coming back, you keep its URL.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, on 1 November, when the collection opens.

See the Christmas collection

Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, petrol blue. XS to 3XL.

Translation for humans

For years, articles have kept announcing that SEO is dead: killed by social media, then voice search, now AI. And every Christmas, an uncle shares one in the family group chat. The best part: he found it by searching on Google. Which rather proves SEO is doing fine.

Is it a gift?
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
Indexing
Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
T733
Product
T-shirts
Crawled
5 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

The details

Disponible du XS au 4XL (selon les coloris)
– 100% coton biologique
– Produit TOP qualité
– T-shirt épais (170 – 180 g/m2)
– Coutures latérales
– Unisexe

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“SEO is dead (says my uncle)” (category T-shirts, reference T733) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, petrol blue. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: For years, articles have kept announcing that SEO is dead: killed by social media, then voice search, now AI. And every Christmas, an uncle shares one in the family group chat. The best part: he found it by searching on Google. Which rather proves SEO is doing fine. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: SEO Christmas, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Christmas collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 November, until 25 December. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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Which size?

Heavyweight unisex t-shirt: the printer's measurements, in cm
Size Recommended chest Flat width Length
XS 78–844668
S 85–904970
M 91–965272
L 97–1025574
XL 103–1085876
XXL 109–1146178
3XL 115–1206480

Width and length: garment laid flat, from the printer's sheet for this model. Between two sizes, go bigger. Too big gets worn, too small gets regretted.

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