Screen time: Dad 11 h, me 1 h

€24.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Anyone gets it Data & analytics SEO Runs in the Family

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Kids tee, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 24 × 30 cm.

Translation for humans

A bar chart, just like the ones in the reports the parents send their clients. It compares screen time in the family: eleven hours for Dad, nine for Mum, one hour for the child. The data is clear, and so is the sentence: he’s the one who loses the tablet.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P402
Product: Kids and babies
Crawled: 1 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

Not orderable yet Screen time: Dad 11 h, me 1 h – Kids and babies

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Screen time: Dad 11 h, me 1 h

€24.90

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€33.90

Not orderable yet Dad, the only client who reads my reports – T-shirts

seoaddict.co › T-shirts

Dad, the only client who reads my reports

€33.90

Not orderable yet 84-page audit, read cover to cover by Mom – T-shirts

seoaddict.co › T-shirts

84-page audit, read cover to cover by Mom

€33.90

The complete look €126.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Screen time: Dad 11 h, me 1 h” (category Kids and babies, reference P402) is sold for €24.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Kids tee, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 24 × 30 cm. Available sizes: 2-4 ans, 4-6 ans, 6-8 ans, 8-10 ans, 10-12 ans, 12-14 ans. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A bar chart, just like the ones in the reports the parents send their clients. It compares screen time in the family: eleven hours for Dad, nine for Mum, one hour for the child. The data is clear, and so is the sentence: he’s the one who loses the tablet. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Data & analytics, SEO Runs in the Family. Occasions: SEO Mother's Day, SEO Father's Day, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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