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Posters · P1057
Restroom reading, 2014 edition
€22.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).
Translation for humans
In restrooms, the magazine rack always holds magazines that are ten years old. Here, they're old search marketing magazines full of completely outdated advice: fill in the meta keywords tag, aim for 7% keyword density, submit to 500 directories. Nobody has replaced them, just like some old blog posts the agency never updated.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P1057
- Product
- Posters
- Crawled
- 0 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


Leaflet: side effects of Medic

Page weight: 14.2 MB

Go get it!
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Restroom reading, 2014 edition” (category Posters, reference P1057) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: In restrooms, the magazine rack always holds magazines that are ten years old. Here, they're old search marketing magazines full of completely outdated advice: fill in the meta keywords tag, aim for 7% keyword density, submit to 500 directories. Nobody has replaced them, just like some old blog posts the agency never updated. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Content & semantics, The office, room by room, Retro web. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, Retirement. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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