Taxi receipt: 11 months waiting, 0 miles

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Deep insider The Client Said

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

In a taxi, the meter keeps running when the car stands still: you pay for waiting time too. This receipt tells the story of an SEO project. Picked up at the project kick-off, destination page 1. The taxi waited eleven months outside the client's door while they approved the copy, the mock-up and the budget. Distance travelled: zero. Fare: €26,400. The meter worked perfectly.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P2413
Product: Posters
Crawled: 1 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

Not orderable yet Taxi receipt: 11 months waiting, 0 miles – Posters

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Taxi receipt: 11 months waiting, 0 miles

€22.90

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16 months of history

€33.90

Not orderable yet Repayment schedule for the redesign – Posters

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Repayment schedule for the redesign

€22.90

Not orderable yet Complaint against the engine, dropped – Posters

seoaddict.co › Posters

Complaint against the engine, dropped

€22.90

The complete look €102.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Taxi receipt: 11 months waiting, 0 miles” (category Posters, reference P2413) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: In a taxi, the meter keeps running when the car stands still: you pay for waiting time too. This receipt tells the story of an SEO project. Picked up at the project kick-off, destination page 1. The taxi waited eleven months outside the client's door while they approved the copy, the mock-up and the budget. Distance travelled: zero. Fare: €26,400. The meter worked perfectly. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: The Client Said. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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