Please do not feed the panda

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Anyone gets it Content & semantics Core updates

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

The Panda update (February 2011) penalised sites publishing duplicate, copied or barely rewritten content. The poster is the enamel sign you see in front of zoo enclosures: please do not feed the panda. With duplicate content, in this case. The pictogram shows two identical pages crossed out. The panda has had a delicate stomach since 2011.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P504
Product: Posters
Crawled: 0 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €124.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Please do not feed the panda” (category Posters, reference P504) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: The Panda update (February 2011) penalised sites publishing duplicate, copied or barely rewritten content. The poster is the enamel sign you see in front of zoo enclosures: please do not feed the panda. With duplicate content, in this case. The pictogram shows two identical pages crossed out. The panda has had a delicate stomach since 2011. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Content & semantics, Core updates. Occasions: Birthdays (40, 50…), Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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