Phrasebook: speaking client

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Accessible The office, room by room Agency life

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

A little phrasebook lies around in the booth, like the ones you take on holiday to get by abroad. Except this one translates client language. "We just changed the theme" means the site has vanished. "Could you take a quick look?" means a full audit, for free. "The budget is tight" translates as zero euros. An essential guide, written with a lot of affection.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P1299
Product: Posters
Crawled: 0 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €113.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Phrasebook: speaking client” (category Posters, reference P1299) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A little phrasebook lies around in the booth, like the ones you take on holiday to get by abroad. Except this one translates client language. "We just changed the theme" means the site has vanished. "Could you take a quick look?" means a full audit, for free. "The budget is tight" translates as zero euros. An essential guide, written with a lot of affection. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: The office, room by room, Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, SEO Summer, The resignation outfit, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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