pH paper for client emails

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Anyone gets it The Client Said

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

Universal indicator paper changes colour depending on how acidic a liquid is: red for acid, green for neutral, blue and purple for alkaline. A colour scale from 0 to 14 on the box lets you compare. This one is for measuring client emails: pH 1, “quick question” sent on a Saturday at 11:12 pm; pH 4, “my nephew had a look at the site”. The right-hand column counts the samples collected over ten years. From pH 7, neutral, with “Thanks, that's perfect”, there are none at all.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P2454
Product: Posters
Crawled: 6 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €88.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“pH paper for client emails” (category Posters, reference P2454) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Universal indicator paper changes colour depending on how acidic a liquid is: red for acid, green for neutral, blue and purple for alkaline. A colour scale from 0 to 14 on the box lets you compare. This one is for measuring client emails: pH 1, “quick question” sent on a Saturday at 11:12 pm; pH 4, “my nephew had a look at the site”. The right-hand column counts the samples collected over ten years. From pH 7, neutral, with “Thanks, that's perfect”, there are none at all. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: The Client Said. Occasions: Office gifts, The resignation outfit, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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