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Premier sur Google pour demain EN
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Number one on Google by tomorrow ES
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Primero en Google para mañana
FrançaisPremier sur Google pour demain EN
EnglishNumber one on Google by tomorrow ES
EspañolPrimero en Google para mañana
Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.
Halloween collection
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T-shirts · T626
Number one on Google by tomorrow
€33.90 incl. VAT
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We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, black. XS to 3XL.
Translation for humans
An agency classic: the client wants to rank first on Google, for a fiercely contested keyword, by the next day, on a tiny budget. In SEO, results take months and no potion speeds up the recipe. Yet every Halloween, somebody orders one.
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- T626
- Product
- T-shirts
- Crawled
- 5 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
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Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.
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Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Number one on Google by tomorrow” (category T-shirts, reference T626) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, black. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: An agency classic: the client wants to rank first on Google, for a fiercely contested keyword, by the next day, on a tiny budget. In SEO, results take months and no potion speeds up the recipe. Yet every Halloween, somebody orders one. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Halloween, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Halloween collection: can be ordered until 31 October, then not until next year. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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