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FrançaisMon chien a plus d’abonnés que moi EN
EnglishMy dog has more followers than me ES
EspañolMi perro tiene más seguidores que yo
Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.
T-shirts · T2118
My dog has more followers than me
€33.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL.
Translation for humans
An A/B test compares two versions to see which one wins. Here, fifteen years of SEO expertise go up against a dog with no skills at all. The dog wins by a mile, and he has never posted a single SEO tip.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- T2118
- Product
- T-shirts
- Crawled
- 3 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


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The details
Disponible du XS au 4XL (selon les coloris)
– 100% coton biologique
– Produit TOP qualité
– T-shirt épais (170 – 180 g/m2)
– Coutures latérales
– Unisexe
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“My dog has more followers than me” (category T-shirts, reference T2118) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: An A/B test compares two versions to see which one wins. Here, fifteen years of SEO expertise go up against a dog with no skills at all. The dog wins by a mile, and he has never posted a single SEO tip. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: SEO influencer. Occasions: Birthdays (40, 50…), Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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