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Posters · P2309
Please do not touch the title tag
€22.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).
Translation for humans
In a museum, a perspex sign asks you not to touch the work. Here, the protected work is the home page's title tag, the title shown in the engine's results. It was written in 2011, nobody knows by whom, and it brings in 38% of sales. Naturally, at every meeting, someone suggests modernising it or adding the brand slogan.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P2309
- Product
- Posters
- Crawled
- 0 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


Scratch Card: €2,400 a Month, One Box Left

Attendance prize: three years, zero visits

Debate in the comments
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Please do not touch the title tag” (category Posters, reference P2309) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: In a museum, a perspex sign asks you not to touch the work. Here, the protected work is the home page's title tag, the title shown in the engine's results. It was written in 2011, nobody knows by whom, and it brings in 38% of sales. Naturally, at every meeting, someone suggests modernising it or adding the brand slogan. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Content & semantics, Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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