The locksmith’s 101 prefectures

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Deep insider Black Hat & Penalties Content & semantics Local SEO

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Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

In French geography lessons, children learned every département and its prefecture by heart. This lesson belongs to a locksmith who created a page for every prefecture in France, from “Locksmith in Bourg-en-Bresse” to “Locksmith in Mamoudzou”, to appear everywhere in the engine. These near-identical pages are called doorway pages, and the engine treats them as spam. Only one town is real, circled in pen: Melun, where he actually works. The punchline: 101 towns, one van.

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Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P2376
Product: Posters
Crawled: 0 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

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Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €102.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“The locksmith’s 101 prefectures” (category Posters, reference P2376) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: In French geography lessons, children learned every département and its prefecture by heart. This lesson belongs to a locksmith who created a page for every prefecture in France, from “Locksmith in Bourg-en-Bresse” to “Locksmith in Mamoudzou”, to appear everywhere in the engine. These near-identical pages are called doorway pages, and the engine treats them as spam. Only one town is real, circled in pen: Melun, where he actually works. The punchline: 101 towns, one van. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: Black Hat & Penalties, Content & semantics, Local SEO. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, SEO Back to School. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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