The first customer from the engine

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Anyone gets it Data & analytics E-commerce Agency life

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

Many shops frame the first banknote they ever earned and hang it behind the till. This shop did the same with its first order that came from the search engine: a €9.90 key ring, plus €2.50 shipping. It arrived after twenty-six months of SEO. The frame is proud. The maths is less so: that €12.40 customer cost €31,000.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P2422
Product: Posters
Crawled: 3 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

Not orderable yet The first customer from the engine – Posters

seoaddict.co › Posters

The first customer from the engine

€22.90

Not orderable yet Seasonality: the peak, then the cliff – T-shirts

seoaddict.co › T-shirts

Seasonality: the peak, then the cliff

€33.90

Not orderable yet The agency org chart – Posters

seoaddict.co › Posters

The agency org chart

€22.90

Not orderable yet Something went wrong – T-shirts

seoaddict.co › T-shirts

Something went wrong

€33.90

The complete look €113.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“The first customer from the engine” (category Posters, reference P2422) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Many shops frame the first banknote they ever earned and hang it behind the till. This shop did the same with its first order that came from the search engine: a €9.90 key ring, plus €2.50 shipping. It arrived after twenty-six months of SEO. The frame is proud. The maths is less so: that €12.40 customer cost €31,000. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Data & analytics, E-commerce, Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, Retirement. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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