The same sales email, 1999 and 2027

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Deep insider AI & GEO Agency life Retro web

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

Two printed emails, received by the same plumbing firm. The first dates from June 1999: a consultant has 'noticed' that the website does not show up on search engines and promises first position within 30 days, guaranteed. The second arrives in October 2027, 28 years later. It is the same text word for word, with one difference, highlighted in yellow: 'the search engines' has become 'the AIs'. Nobody can guarantee a first position, in 1999 or in 2027.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P2627
Product: Posters
Crawled: 1 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €72.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“The same sales email, 1999 and 2027” (category Posters, reference P2627) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Two printed emails, received by the same plumbing firm. The first dates from June 1999: a consultant has 'noticed' that the website does not show up on search engines and promises first position within 30 days, guaranteed. The second arrives in October 2027, 28 years later. It is the same text word for word, with one difference, highlighted in yellow: 'the search engines' has become 'the AIs'. Nobody can guarantee a first position, in 1999 or in 2027. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: AI & GEO, Agency life, Retro web. Occasions: Office gifts, Casual Friday, The resignation outfit, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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